Aries: Sweatshirts cut to be off-shoulder, double braids, no-makeup, opposite-sex friendships, sunny suburbs, laughing with a small group of friends, dipping pizza in ranch, slides with un-ironic weed socks.
Taurus: Long, healthy hair, dark eye-shadow, intense eyes, multiple friend groups, singing while playing the piano, red hair, laughing so hard you start crying, cheesy animated movies.
Gemini: Early 2000s vibes, metallic jewelry and makeup, watching chowder at 3 AM, unflattering selfies, eye-rolls, straight hair, small, skinny bodies, black skater sweatshirts, high school squad trips to Walmart.
Cancer: 70s music playing from their headphones, zip-up hoodies and sneakers, small body frames, delicate smiles, blunt bangs, sending fake nudes, waiting around after class/or a game to talk to their crush, platonic cuddles.
Leo: Up-to-date fashion, natural makeup, long hair, clear skin, running their hands through their hair nervously, posing perfectly in every picture, romantic movies, ice cream dates, loud family events.
Virgo: Spanish architecture, clutter, fancy makeup bottles, drinking horchata at breakfast, smoking menthol cigarettes, blunts over bongs, note books filled with notes, being smart but not applying yourself, being friends with everyone and still being kinda unlikeable.
Libra: Cute or creative outfits, neatly-cut hair, simple makeup, face masks, contagious smiles, drinking their parents’ booze, climbing trees, junk food, blasting throw backs in their car, books written by celebrities, friends almost only with the opposite sex.
Scorpio: Beanies, skinny jeans, chapped lips, eye-liner, dark hair, loud rap music, rich kids pretending to be “ghetto”, never picking up a book, judgmental looks, nice cars, tacos.
Sagittarius: Pride Fest (supporters or lgbtq members), vinyl music, hiking boots, lying to your parents about how hard you tried, seedy public schools, bad cart-wheels, sharp eye-liner, dirty cars, messy rooms, hoodies, stacks of books on their bed side tables.
Capricorn: North Face, Patagonia, or Columbia exclusive hoodies and jackets, new shoes, straight As, being really short or really tall, staying up until five in the morning on school nights, being liked by everyone, exclusively drinking alcohol and not being interested in pot.
Aquarius: Good hair, distinctive faces, telling lies that never add up, a really nice Instagram feed, European cities, 90s fashion, eating tons of food, 00s movies, drinking lattes, dogs, beer, red lipstick, drinking more tea than water.
Pisces: Art in any form, theater, watching anime, 90s comedies, eccentric outfits, music on CDs, crying, resting bitch face, clean rooms, DIY makeup, holding hands, neat makeup, smiling when they see their friends, community colleges.
pretty much!
Please send Simon love. His urinary tract is inflamed right now making him think he’s gotta go pee when his bladder is empty. He’s passing little fat lipids through his urethra that can not be comfortable. He’s had 2 vet visits in the last 3 weeks but they haven’t been able to find the cause. Send him your thoughts! Hopefully he starts feeling better
our boy!
playing the rocks with cinnamon sticks
just learned how to do stories :) i’m alive!
saw a falling star, then the moon hung low like a swollen golden yolk
ever heard a rock talk?
the birds sing, even if you say nothing
wood maker, metal worker, candle pourer, rose picker
miss our old room
tomatoes, oranges, passion fruit, papaya, boiled peanuts, roasted caterpillars
